Monday, April 6, 2009

The True Hero of Erev Pesach

I had really promised myself that I am not blogging about pesach cleaning anymore. I already wrote three posts on the topic, and, as my father likes to say, that's your limit. (Well, he really says it about making jokes, and we all know that there is nothing funny about cleaning for pesach, so I guess I am ok.)
But either way, this topic seriously begged a blog post, and so, here I am...blogging about pesach cleaning. It'll most likely be a very short post, cuz I can really sum it all up in one line. Don't worry. I won't.

Our cleaning lady does not work for us full time. She comes to our house once a week. The poor woman gets some awful tasks, which we save all week for her. I can't go into further detail, because I am kinda embarrassed. Anyway, we never really think much about the other days, and where she goes to clean. Not until recently, anyhow. See, she was busy cleaning our kitchen, when I noticed something strange. This Spanish cleaning woman is more machmir than we are! That's when I realized....she must work for someone very strict on the other days. Maria (is that Spanish for cleaning lady?) was taking toothpicks and cleaning the cracks in our fridge. She was scrubbing parts of our kitchen that I never even knew existed!
Funny, but that is how it goes. She sees craziness in one house, brings it over to the other...and next year I'm sure we will consider sticking toothpicks into cracks of the fridge an elte minhag from our elte zaideh...
It's funny though, cuz cleaning ladies have an important roll in cleaning for pesach, and it's not what you think.
As pesach gets closer and we are stuck with things that we never wanted in the first place, such as sparkling peach flavored grape juice (which reminds me that I need to write a blog post about this, someone, please remind me..), decorative boxes of chocolate mints, mini packets of flavored oatmeal, individually wrapped hazelnut flavored wafers, and other assorted junk, we have a problem. We hate to waste food, not to mention the fact that a are bound by the mitzvah of Baal Tashchis. Yet purim is strategically placed just one month before pesach. It is G-d's way of issuing us an ultimatum. Get rid of that junk or spend pesach in a hotel. We chose the former. And that is where the cleaning lady comes in. I can just imagine conversations between various cleaning ladies on erev pesach:

CL1: my employers gave me 3 huge bags stuffed with food!
CL2: huh! You think that is anything? My employers gave me FOUR BOXES of food. And a ride home. [smug]
CL3: ok, listen. I beat you! My employers gave me FIVE boxes of food, a ride home, and an extra dollar per hour!
CL4: I have better employers than any of you! I got 12 boxes of food, a ride home, an extra 2 dollars an hour and THIS tee-shirt! [Proudly holds up ripped tee-shirt with hebrew words that say something along the lines of 'yehudi lo megaresh yehudi' or perhaps 'ani ohev hakadosh baruch hu'. Other cleaning women hang heads in defeat.]

Point is, we don't only need our cleaning ladies to clean. I mean, it's nice that they do, but more importantly, they take home our chometz, and, if we ask really nicely, they even take home the junk that we unearth in our spring cleaning endeavors. But, most important of all, the cleaning ladies are there to spread chumras from one Jewish house to another. Because everyone knows you can never be machmir enough when it comes to pesach.

10 comments:

G6 said...

OK... this post was sooo funny and you touch on so many "yeah! right?" item that I don't even know where to begin....
A) Our cleaning lady is "Mariella". We joke that we can't AFFORD a full blown "Maria", so we get the diminutive version, he he....
B) I love peach grape juice! I await your post. Get ready for tomato throwing...
C) My cleaning lady brings chumras too! Only we laugh over them. She asked me when we were going to do the tops of the bookcases, and I laughed and I told her that WE don't eat up there even if her other family does.....
D) Funny aside about our "Mariella". Jen loves to teach the cleaning ladies "Jewish Stuff" and one day, several years ago, she was teaching her about Havdalah. I told her to leave Mariella alone, but Mariella, who barely speaks ENGLISH mind you, proudly showed me how she speaks hebrew - "Abba", "Imma" and "Sheket". I asked her if she learned these words from another child at another job and she smiled broadly and told me no.... from their parrot.... rotfl.....

nmf #7 said...

Heh. That goes on here too! Several of the ozerets in my neighborhood took bags of stuff home, despite the fact that they too had to clean for Pesach!

Something Different said...

G6-thanks.
A-LOL, cept it sounds to me like mariella is a luxury version of maria.
B- oh gosh. I started writing this today and I have an awful feeling that you are gonna me pretty unamused with it. I didn't think people had actually ever tasted the stuff... :-p
C- our cleaning lady did that too. I was trying to imagine what kind of insane family she works for...eating in the oddest places. ;)
D- that's really cute. My cleaning lady's daughter fought me some Spanish at some point. :)

Something Different said...

NMF- yeah, we had so much stuff for our cleaning lady...our biggest fear was that she'd refuse some of it! LOL

harry-er than them all said...

how about instead of the cleaning lady, donate it to a food bank? so what if its fancy food, the homeless will it in anyhow...

Something Different said...

HTTA- it's a very good question. My guess is that the food we give the cleaning lady is partly a bribe- PLEASE DONT GO ELSEWHERE ON EREV YOM TOV!! which makes the while thing into a cycle...

Cacti Don't Cry said...

I hate cleaning ladies... for some reason they always line everything up by size in the bathroom. It drives me crazy.

Anonymous said...

i am cleaning lady in jew home and found you blog. i take home lot clothes and food for family. thank you g-d for passover

Mikeinmidwood said...

That peach stuff is disgusting, I had to down one whole 6.3 ounce bottle of it, in a contest with my brother on purim.

We had a few cleaning ladies, ones name was nochah (she got deported), the next gratziella, and this one is luchia, or lucinda, or elucienda, dont really know. They all had two things in common, they were spanish and they were all about the same height.

Something Different said...

CDC- cleaning ladies get on my nerves to an extent. Like for example, my cleaning lady, no matter how many times I correct her, insists on putting my sneakers into my sister's closet. (Mom says I should just stop leaveng them out and it won't be an issue but...) But I still this that the benefits outweigh the downsides...

Anon- uh, is it rude to say LOL? Why don't I believe you?

MIM- well then I'm sure you'll like my post on the matter. You can have it out with G6...
LOL, those names sound like Cinderella's wicked stepsisters. And you're right. They are mostly the same height...