Background: Erev Pesach, a member of my family received a yom tov bonus from their company: chassidish owned. Accompanying the check was the world's worst poem. Honestly. Had I been trying to make fun of ESL people writing poems, it wouldn't have been half as funny. Anyhow, a couple of hours later, at the seder, my family was still buzzing about the hilarious poem. So, when it came time for ma nishtana, I made my own little rhyme-on the spot. Don't anyone think this was my best effort at poetry. It was my best effort at bad poetry.
Please note: grammar mistakes are intentional. Poem should be read with a think yinglish accent.
Why from all of the other nights,
Does the night of Pesach have
such different rights?
On all the nights from the whole year
We eat all kinds of yummy cake and bread
But on the night of pesach we eat only matzah,
cuz that's what Hashem said!
On all other nights from they whole year,
We eat all kinds of vegetables so delish,
and tonight its only marror
on our dish!
On all the other nights from the whole year,
we don't dip except ah bissel tomato dip and chrein,
and tonight we dip two times,
But it's not even a pain!
On all of the other nights from the year,
On our couch we recline,
but tonight we lean,
when we drink our wine!
(To any chassidish readers, don't get insulted! I love chassidim, I just think the majority of them needs to stay away from poetry of all sorts. ;-) )