No, this isn't a hint, not at all. And yes, I take presents all year round!
10) Birthdays are like boogers; the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
9) You know you are getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age.
8) On your birthday, remember: don't worry about the past- you can't change it. Don't worry about the present- you aren't getting one.
7) Lots of famous people were born on your birthday- shame you aren't one of them.
6) Birthdays are nature's way if telling us to eat more cake.
5) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
4) So many candles...so little cake.
3) With age comes wisdom- and you're one of the smartest people I know!
2) Despite modern medical advances, nobody has discovered a cure for the common birthday.
1) And my all time favorite, from BigChamor's last year birthday card: Hooray, it's your birthday, can I go back to sleep now?
10 comments:
love number 1.
:-)
Happy birthday,
it's someone's birthday
happy birthday
birthday to youuuuu!
xoxo
ROTFL.....
What does it say about me that I had a "What? Huh?" moment b/c I initially read your #10 as: "Birthdays are like bloggers...." ???
{slinking off quietly to finish all the unreads in my Google Reader now....}
P.S. Oh, and this is what a COMMENT looks like! You should try it some time instead of emailing your thoughts :P
Happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday to youuuu! ;P
LOL...I also read it as bloggers! Are we one track minded?
Happy, happy birthday!
Here's another good quote in honor of your bday: "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." May you have many, many more iyh!
And one more I think you'll like: "Age is a number and mine is unlisted." ha!
How about these birthday quotes, compiled especially for you:
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
I could go on and on but I don’t want to take up too much space.
Happy Birthday, SD!
Great post! Very funny!
i ALSO read it as bloggers!!!
Sorry there was no card this year. I AM married after all.
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