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Friday, January 16, 2009
Road Rage Quiz
Take the BOSD Road Rage Quiz:
Add up your points, as indicated by the number next to your answer. 1)When driving, you don't want to be without: 0- your driver's licence and insurance card. 1- your booming loud stereo. 2- your loud voice for cursing out the other drivers. 3- your loud horn.
2)Turn signals: 0- are so important! Driving would be really dangerous without them! 1- are important to use when other drivers are on the road. 2- are important to use when there are cops around. 3- ruin that element of surprise!
3)The main use of the horn is: 0- for emergencies, such as to warn a child that you are coming if he runs out onto the street and doesn't see you. 1- to let someone know you are waiting outside their house... 2- to beep at someone who is about to back out of his driveway if you think he doesn't see you driving by. 3- to vent your anger at someone who cuts you off.
4)At a four way stop: 0- you have the right of way, but you'll wait for him to go just to be a little safer. 1- you have the right of way so you go. 2- you both got to the stop sign at the same time, so technically neither of you has the right of way, but you figure he'll wait, and you go first. 3- you slow down enough to make sure there are no cops around.
5)The light is turning yellow: 0- you were approaching the intersection slowly anyway, so you have plenty of time to stop. 1- you really wanted to make this light, but you'll wait for the next green. 2- you speed up to make the light. You are in a hurry after all. 3- if you close your eyes and don't see it turning red then it doesn't count as running a red.
6)The cop pulls you over: 0- oh my gosh it must be terrifying! It never happened to me. 1- my headlight is out. 2- I was speeding through a "yellow" light. 3- why can't they make up their minds? Last week they took my licence away and today they want me to show it to them?!?
7)You are in traffic court: 0- accompanying your friend. You can't imagine how scary it must be for her! 1- to show proof that you had your headlight fixed within 24 hours so your ticket comes off. 2- the lady at the desk is starting to look familiar. 3- the judge offers you a 3 for 1 special on your tickets.
8) Tailgating: 0- Is really dangerous. I don't know what people are thinking when they do it! 1- Is OK when you are following someone and you don't want to lose them, as long as you don't follow too close. 2- Can be useful from time to time. 3- Is the best tool to use when some little old lady decides to suddenly become all law-abiding right when YOU pull up behind her! 9) The light turns green and the person in front of you doesn't seem to realize. You: 0- just wait patiently. These things happen. 1- inch up a little, hoping he'll notice eventually. 2- lean on the horn. 3- swerve around him on the right, narrowly missing some pedestrians and a big wooden fence.
10)Your driving motto is:
0- "arrive alive, drive 25"
1- "this car is constipated; hasn't passed a thing all day"
2- "never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"
3- "caution! I drive like you drive!"
Your Point Ranking:
0-5- Please stay at home.
6-10- You are the kind of people that irritate me when I am driving behind you. Please pull over and let me pass.
11-15-You should be taking some lessons on how to deal with irate drivers.
16-26- You aren't too bad. Just stay out of the left lane!
26-30-Caution! You drive like I drive!
Now tell me how you did. ;) I'll tell you soon....I need to find a calculator to add up all my points. :-D