SD Needs:

This is a meme that was going around the various diabetes blogs a while ago. Here's how it works:

You type "[your first name] needs" into google. (If you have a very Jewish name it may not come up with many results. Try an englishized version of your name or your legal english name if you have one.) Copy and paste the words into your blog.

I think you are supposed to tag people or something...but I am really not into that. So I'll just tag everyone. It's really fun and good for a laugh...even if you don't actually post it...try it!

SD needs a Productivity Partner to help her stay on track

Maybe then I will be able to get some work done...any volunteers?

SD needs help!

And who doesn't need help?

SD NEEDS YOUR HELP!

Now that is different. Do I need your help? What help can you offer me?

SD needs lipstick to ski

LOL to this one. I don't understand it at all. (Maybe that's cuz I don't like to ski, so I don't know about these things.)

SD needs friends

Is that implying that SD needs them more than most people? Or that SD needs friends the same way that the whole world needs friends? Hmmm...

SD needs a death benefit of $425000

SD doesn't really care if it is a death benefit or not, in fact, she isn't sure what a death benefit is, but she does need 425,000 dollars.

SD needs to loose that irritating and inappropriate giggle

I think they mean my cackle. My father always tells me that it is awful and unladylike and I should stop it.

SD needs to borrow $100

Not if I get that death benefit.

SD needs art & craft materials for her summer craft camp

SD is not making a summer craft camp. SD has never been to a summer crafts camp and doesn't quite know what making one would entail. But she is pretty sure she wouldn't want to make a summer camp of any sort. 

SD needs our support

Ummm....monetary  support? Cuz then that all comes down to this death benefit. Or are we talking about emotional support? What kind of support do I need? Please give me some suggestions. 

SD NEEDS A HELMET!!

Wow. That sounds urgent. I don't know why though, because I don't ride bikes. I like cars better. Maybe with my driving style I should wear a helmet anyway.  

SD needs to forgive Judith!

I don't even know who Judith is. So, yeah, Judith, whoever you are, I forgive you.

SD needs to be answered

That is very true. When I text someone and they don't text back I find it very frustrating. Don't do this to me. I also don't like not getting my blog posts answered.  Please comment.  

SD needs to land a full-time job quickly

No. That is about the last thing I need right now. I think I need that death benefit so I can quit my full time job. 

SD needs some visitors

Now?  No thanks. SD is tired and needs a little peace and quiet. Try her again next week. 

SD needs to vacuum

How true, how true. Unfortunately her sister broke the vaccum cleaner and she is waiting for her father to shlep it back to the store to return it and get a new one. 

SD needs to go to bed

She really does. And she didn't even have coffee today!