Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Top Ten Tee-Shirts I Saw This Summer

This week's Top Ten Tuesday was actually in my drafts before I had even started Top Ten Tuesday. The idea came to me in Niagara Falls, when I saw the guy sporting the tee-shirt that has become number one on this list. I thought I'd get ten just from that vacation, but there were a disappointingly small number of funny tee-shirts, so I spent an entire summer gathering these. Now, just one week past labor day, it feels like the summer was years ago. So here, to remind you of those sunny days recently spent in vacation areas, is this week's Top Ten:

10) I've seen this a bunch of times, and each time I find it so cute. On a baby: "party: my crib, 2 am"

9) On a little kid: "My daddy is the boss, and my Mommy is HIS boss!"

8) This one actually made me jealous. It looked like a one-way road sign, and it said: "My Way Or No Way"

7) On a little boy, (it looked like it belonged on his dad though.) "Always Grumpy"

6) On a man sitting on a bench totally oblivious to the many children nearby, wrecking havoc: "Go ask your mom!"

5) On a teen-age girl: "It's easier to apologize after than to get permission before"

4) On a man who didn't look particularly intelligent OR handsome: "I'm just like you, only smarter and better looking."

3) On a big, tough looking guy: "Sorry, but the position of annoying person is already taken!"

2) On an aproximately 12 year old girl: "Girls just want to have fund$"

1) On an old, fat, bald man: "With a body like this, who needs hair?"

17 comments:

Dude with hat (aka BTS) said...

Wow, you're really looking around and see everything!!

The last one is kinda pessimistic though...

Yossi said...

the last one had me laughing.


and the word verification is hilarious, too. it has me spelling a word meaning drek...

thinking out loud said...

How about "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message"?
(don't remember who was wearing it, probably a man :p)

itsagift said...

I saw another version of the first one on this list on a bib in Babys R Us. It said: Party in my room, 3am, bring your own bottle!
Here are some:
*On an old lady:
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
* On a teenager:
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
*Mother:
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
*Old man:
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
*Trouble maker:
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
*Girl:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
*Bored teen:
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
Hope you enjoyed these!
I'll let you know if I have any more!!

Anonymous said...

those are so cute...then u have to wonder- that peo do this for a living ;-)
my sis bought her friend a cute tee shirt that says the periodic table of texting...very cute too

thinking out loud said...

once seen on a girl:
"I have nothing to wear"

Mikeinmidwood said...

Youve been tagged, I linked you for a meme.

MusingMaidel said...

I have never understood why people wear shirts like these. They are kind of funny, though.

Mushkie said...

"I put in 100% at school.
15% Mondays
21% tuesdays" etc...

Inspired said...

Cute! I like them all.

GuessWho said...

How about this one:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

badforshidduchim said...

when I was a kid I had a t-shirt that read "I want it all!"
And my friend's toddler has "Chick magnet."

halfshared said...

On one of my pajama tops: "Excuse me, I'm trying to avoid you." Never worked though.

On a cup someone gave me: "I'm not opinionated, just always right."

Something Different said...

BTS- It's funny that you say that, because I am very observant, but I didn't really think of this as being observant...just enjoying some funny stuff... :-)

Yossi- Yeah, it was awesome. I wouldn't have kept it in drafts for over two months for just anything...

TOL- Cute! I have heard of that line, but never saw it on a tee-shirt

IAG- Thanks! Those were really cute. I like the travel agent for guilt trips...

Anon- Sounds adorable! What was on it?

TOL- LOL, clearly....

MIM- Oh wow, what an honor!!

MM- You've never seen a hilarious shirt that tempted you?

Mushkie- AWESOME! LOL

Insp- Me too. :-D

GW- Am I really supposed to guess? Do I know you? And yeah, thats funny...for the people that do. LOL

BFS- Lol you just reminded me of a tee-shirt I got for my niece when she was an infant. It said "heartbeaker" I wonder where that picture of it is...

HS- My friend has pajamas with a picture of an elf, and they say: "I'm grumpy. who are you?"

:-)

%Shocked% said...

I saw a fat man wearing this one:

I have a body of a G-d.....

(Unfortunately, it's Buddha)

EsPes said...

on a fat guy: "i beat anorexia!"

on a teenager: "i can only please one person each day. today is not your day. tomorrow doesnt look to good either"

on a girl: "take a picture, it will last longer"


(hi!!!! did u miss me????)

harry-er than them all said...

on a camper of mine "sorry babe, I'm Shomer"

"there are 10 types of people; those that read binary and those who don't" -A math guy I know has it