You Vant Everyting?

My favorite joke in the world:

A shaddchan corners a yeshiva bochur and says, "Boy I have a girl for you!".

"Not interested", replies the bochur.

"But she's beautiful ! ", says the shaddchan

"Yeah?" says the bochur.

"Yes. And she's very rich too."

"Really?"

"And she has great yichus! From a very fine family."

"Sounds great." says the bochur. "But why would a girl like that want to marry me? . . . She'd have to be crazy."

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