I had a very busy week, but I didn't want to miss a Top Ten Tuesday. And so, presenting an unoriginal top ten list. These are some very important life philosophies that a person should always bear in mind:
10) Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
9) Be nice to nerds, chances are you"ll end up working for one.
8) Remember- The IRS has got what it takes to take what you've got.
7) Start your day with a smile and get it over with.
6) Fat people are harder to kidnap.
5) Never trust a skinny cook.
4) If your brakes ain't good, make sure to have a loud horn.
3) Always smile. People will wonder what you are up to.
2) If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.
1) A mind is a terrible thing to waste and a waist is a terrible thing to mind